Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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