reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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