i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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