Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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