I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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