She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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