My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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