you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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