real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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