and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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