im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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