its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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