Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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