That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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