im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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