i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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