"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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