I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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