The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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