haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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