that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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