and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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