Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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