was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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