I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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