Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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