I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
