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(905): View more from Toronto

I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it

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(917): View more from New York City

So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave

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(914): View more from New York

We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.

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(480): View more from Arizona

The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".

(602): View more from Arizona

It's gonna be a good night

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?

(587): View more from Alberta

No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.

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