butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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