a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I had to cum in my sink.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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