did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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