the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Mom said you looked used
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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