I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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