at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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