if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
