What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's always time for handjobs
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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