I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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