my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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