So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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