Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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