Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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