So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I party with great urgency now.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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