He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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