i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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