Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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