Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
birth control should be required to get into college
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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