If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
