Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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