god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I need moral support for this bender
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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