wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
