wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize