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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win

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(661): View more from California

a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet

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(507): View more from Minnesota

and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.

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(813): View more from Florida

Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should

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(985): View more from Louisiana

shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago

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(573): View more from Missouri

I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.

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(970): View more from Colorado

My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.

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