Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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