The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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